I know what you're thinking: I really love you, Beck, but I don't relish the idea of packing your kids' 812 pieces of clothing and 47 pairs of fake crocs. Understandable.
Fret not, I have another way you can help. You wouldn't mind bringing our cat to Pennsylvania for us, would you? You could drive him or accompany him on a plane, totally your choice. Because I'm laid-back like that.
See, here's the thing. When David and I made this drive in January, it took us 17 hours without kids. Given that the kids required 7 stops on the drive from here to Disney World (normally a 7 hr drive), I'm estimating it will take us approximately 6 weeks to get to Pennsylvania. I suspect that could be a problem for our cat.
I took Sebastian to the vet Tuesday (because he has conjunctivitis), and the vet gave me some kitty tranquilizers to use during the trip. I couldn't help but notice, however, that he said to give Sebastian 1/4 of a tablet each day, yet he gave me 3 tablets. I can only assume it was because he astutely noticed the three children I had with me and how they were all trying climb onto the counter to eat doggie treats. I'm pretty sure I caught a wink-wink nudge-nudge when he handed me the three pills. I'm just sayin'. I mean, it would be a shame to waste a perfectly good tranquilizer, right?
So, the vet says that if we sedate the cat he can probably make it 6-7 hours without having to pee. I'm guessing that should get us at least to Atlanta.
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This was hilarious. Good luck to you! I remember when I left Alabama to Alaska... at least I was on a plane and didn't drive!
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